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MOANET STATUS:SESSION 33 ONLINE  ◆  CURRENT QUEST: STEAL THE IRONCLAD  ◆  THE BANANA STAND: 22,000 GP  ◆  BOGGARTS WELCOMEUPDATED 2026

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UPD 33

Day 33 chronicled: A man with a plan and a modelNEW!!

Full heist budget published, mariachi line item included. Quest board thread upgraded to 🔥 HOT THREAD. A scale model was involved. It was a very good model.

UPD 33

MoaNet POLL installed on the quest boardNEW!!

Vote on who will ruin the ironclad heist. One vote per visitor. Voting twice is light treason.

UPD 32

Day 32 chronicled: Clam Chowder

Guestbook signing disabled until further notice. The chowder got everywhere. We are not discussing it further in this venue.

UPD 31

Day 31 chronicled: Liar's dice

Odds page removed by request of everyone who lost.

UPD 30

Day 30 chronicled: Dunmeshi

boggart_kevin granted guestbook posting privileges. This was a mistake and we stand by it.

UPD 29

Day 29 chronicled: Pirates!

Webring "PREVIOUS DISASTER" link repaired. It now points to a previous disaster, as intended.

UPD 28

Day 28 chronicled: Light treason

Several paragraphs redacted on advice of jimminy_legal_dept. The redactions are, themselves, light treason.

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Cursor embers installed site-wide

If your cursor sets anything on fire, that is now canon. Toggle available in the footer for the flame-averse.

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