The Moa Toa Chronicles
You have reached the unofficial homepage of the most officially disavowed crew in Moa Toa. Kick off your sandals, grab a coconut, and mind the fire cult. NEW! Full archive: Sessions 1–34 · Character shrines · Imperial intelligence · Questionable accounting
The bravest dumbest boy of the B crew is no longer a Himbo. He is a Deadpool. During the boarding action, chief engineer Wong shoved Himbothy into the ironclad’s engine fire. He started melting. He nearly died. He is disfigured forever — and he got back up anyway. Jimothy delivered the killing blow on Wong. Full report: Day 34 — Plan A, B and C?
- The mariachi band62%
- Punx attempts diplomacy14%
- A boggart pulls the wrong lever11%
- Kahu catches fire (again)10%
- Nothing. The plan is flawless3%
Welcome aboard
Section titled “Welcome aboard”This is the shared memory of The Ten Thousand Islands of Moa Toa: part campaign journal, part atlas, and part evidence locker for plans that seemed sensible at the time.
Current situation: The heist is ON. The crew came aboard the Celestial ironclad in barrels and invisibility potions, fought through illusory snakes and dragon marines, and seized the elevator while the B Team hit the engine room. Engineer Wong is dead — but not before he pushed Himbothy into the fire. The boy is fire-kissed, disfigured, and still standing.