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MOANET STATUS:SESSION 34 ONLINE  ◆  CURRENT QUEST: STEAL THE IRONCLAD  ◆  THE BANANA STAND: 22,000 GP  ◆  BOGGARTS WELCOMEUPDATED 2026

The Moa Toa Chronicles

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You have reached the unofficial homepage of the most officially disavowed crew in Moa Toa. Kick off your sandals, grab a coconut, and mind the fire cult. NEW! Full archive: Sessions 1–34 · Character shrines · Imperial intelligence · Questionable accounting

⚓ CAPTAIN’S LOG🔥 FIRE CULT ONLINE🐸 BOGGART FRIENDLY☕ TEA DISCOURSE✍ SIGN THE GUESTBOOK
🔥 BREAKING: HIMBOTHY HAS BEEN FIRE-KISSED 🔥

The bravest dumbest boy of the B crew is no longer a Himbo. He is a Deadpool. During the boarding action, chief engineer Wong shoved Himbothy into the ironclad’s engine fire. He started melting. He nearly died. He is disfigured forever — and he got back up anyway. Jimothy delivered the killing blow on Wong. Full report: Day 34 — Plan A, B and C?

📊 MOANET POLL
WHO WILL RUIN THE IRONCLAD HEIST?
  • The mariachi band62%
  • Punx attempts diplomacy14%
  • A boggart pulls the wrong lever11%
  • Kahu catches fire (again)10%
  • Nothing. The plan is flawless3%

This is the shared memory of The Ten Thousand Islands of Moa Toa: part campaign journal, part atlas, and part evidence locker for plans that seemed sensible at the time.

Current situation: The heist is ON. The crew came aboard the Celestial ironclad in barrels and invisibility potions, fought through illusory snakes and dragon marines, and seized the elevator while the B Team hit the engine room. Engineer Wong is dead — but not before he pushed Himbothy into the fire. The boy is fire-kissed, disfigured, and still standing.

Campaign34 sessions chronicledAcross the Ten Thousand Islands
Crew4 heroesPlus one captain and many boggarts
Treasury22,000 gold“The Banana Stand”, before the heist budget
Heist statusAboard the ironcladWong down, Himbothy fire-kissed

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