The MoaNet Guestbook

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mariachi_band_official from Kapikala, rehearsal shed 3 DAY 33

Confirming availability for the operation. The deposit remains non-refundable. We have now read the full plan, and we are charging more.

IMPERIAL NOTICE from the Celestial Empire, Office of Decrees DAY 32

This page violates fourteen (14) imperial decrees, including Unlicensed Chronicle-Keeping, Unsanctioned Use of the Color Cyan, and Harboring a Known Frog.

REPLY FROM xX_Kahu_Xx: noted 🔥

anonymous from [REDACTED] DAY 29

cool relic. shame if someone were to... intercept it. purely hypothetical. — a fan

WEBMASTER NOTE: IP address: unknown. Somehow.

Lady Celinia from Albion (allegedly) DAY 28

A charming chronicle. For the record: I have never met any of you, no documents were backdated, and this guestbook entry does not exist. Kindest regards.

orphan_ziggy from the Fires of Moa youth wing DAY 26

punx taught me diplomacy. i have used it to acquire nine (9) sweet rolls and one (1) apology from a grown man. thank you punx

boggart_kevin from the Lively Lady, barrel deck DAY 25

wet rocks wet rocks wet rocks WET ROCKS 🐸

REPLY FROM WEBMASTER: we know, kevin.

st_sebastian_official from Caput Mundi (via reliquary) DAY 15

Blessed be this shrine of glowing text. I have died once, and being resurrected feels remarkably similar to reading it. Five stars.

GUEST_8492 from ??? DAY 9

how did i get to this page. what is a moa. is this still geocities

Makola from Kapikala harbor office DAY 1

Nice “web site.” Please move the Lively Lady, she is parked across two berths, and somebody still owes the harbor 40 gp in mooring fees. I know who you are. I literally introduced you.

REPLY FROM WEBMASTER: the fees are under active investigation.

Leave a message: ⚠ Signing is temporarily disabled after the Day 32 incident. The chowder got everywhere.