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MOANET STATUS:SESSION 33 ONLINE  ◆  CURRENT QUEST: STEAL THE IRONCLAD  ◆  THE BANANA STAND: 22,000 GP  ◆  BOGGARTS WELCOMEUPDATED 2026

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MOANET QUEST FORUM4 active threads · 8 resolved arcs · 8 mysteries · Moderated by nobody
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📁 ACTIVE OPERATIONS — locked on pain of spoilers
📌Steal the ironcladstarted by CaptainOona · 🔥 HOT THREAD128,412Day 33by DM
📌Grow the Fires of Moastarted by xX_Kahu_Xx · needs a motto94,206Day 33by orphan_ziggy
📌Liberate the boggartsstarted by mx_lilypad · 🐸 approved72,317Day 30by boggart_kevin
📌Survive privateeringstarted by jimminy_legal_dept · do not print this thread113,033Day 28by DM
❓ UNRESOLVED MYSTERIES — 0 replies. somebody answer these
The relic’s buyerWho hired the Mink to intercept the everlasting fire?01,911unansweredsince Day 28
The faceless flameWho—or what—looked back at Kahu from the execution-square pyre?02,540unansweredsince Day 20
The source of Kahu’s fearWhy do Living Saints and Cathayan fire technology trigger the same sense of doom?01,205unansweredsince Day 15
The ironclad alloyWhat prevents Pachinko from reproducing the engine?0987unansweredsince Day 27
The Mandate of HeavenWhat is Ryuto’s true place in the conflict between Wu Di and the imprisoned Divines?01,644unansweredsince Day 17
The Ranti’s changeWhy did a society that traded with the Migrant Fleet suddenly buy healthy islander captives?0873unansweredsince Day 25
Captain GiacomoWhere is Pachinko’s nemesis, and what of the other constructs denied personhood?01,102unansweredsince Day 14
Punxsutawney’s roadWhere did Punx’s new road lead?02,001unansweredsince Day 31
🔒 COMPLETED ARCS — threads locked by nobody, our moderator
🔒Molty’s death and the shipbuilding timberDays 1–3 · solved by the poop cellar investigation35,120Day 3by Makola
🔒The children of BloombarkDays 6–1053,777Day 10by chieftess_killipella
🔒Saint Sebastian’s first missionDays 12–15 · he died. it was fine44,919Day 15by st_sebastian_official
🔒The blood-boar CullingDays 16–1832,414Day 18by DM
🔒Johan Storzenbecher’s slaver shipDays 19–20 · the ship burned from within26,001Day 20by a_glowing_stranger
🔒The Ranti captivesDays 21–2553,209Day 25by E’longa
🔒Capture of the ironcladDays 26–2727,332Day 27by PachinkoFixesIt
🔒The everlasting fire at Pirate’s CoveDays 28–3254,850Day 32by the_mink_probably
📊 MOANET POLL
WHO WILL RUIN THE IRONCLAD HEIST?
  • The mariachi band62%
  • Punx attempts diplomacy14%
  • A boggart pulls the wrong lever11%
  • Kahu catches fire (again)10%
  • Nothing. The plan is flawless3%

Questions about contradictory accounts, spelling, chronology, and table mechanics live in the separate Errata & table questions ledger.

The captured Cathayan ironclad may sail from Kapikala within a week. The crew knows its layout, can start its engine, and has budgeted mercenaries, fire breathers, invisibility potions, fireworks, bribed delivery workers, and a mariachi band.

Latest: Day 33 — A man with a plan and a model

The first recruitment wave reached workers, dockhands, orphans, and boggarts. The movement now needs a motto, pamphlets, sustainable rituals away from volcanoes, and an answer to both Carolingian conversion and government restrictions.

Kahu’s followers want their kin freed. The request intersects with the Ranti’s bound labor, the stolen blood magic used by Albion, and the crew’s own growing boggart community aboard the Lively Lady.

Moa Tor disavowed the party; Lady Celinia supplied a backdated Albian letter of marque; Prince Pako has his own ambitions. Every success now changes the balance among the four Powers and the Moaan regime.

The Banana Stand: 22,000 gp before the Day 33 ironclad budget.

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